Here you will find the majestic Monkeys. Wallow in their glory because you are not worthy. You're not even good enough to be a bacterium on the fleas of the Monkeys. They are better than you and you will worship them.

This page was created in 2003, during my backlash against all websites needing to be carefully colour co-ordinated. Some may wonder if, with age, if I will tone down the colours to some sort of pastel shade that is kinder on the eye. To those, I say no. The Monkeys deserve better.

Monkey History

For History, click on "The Monkeys" below.